I know we should be at the White House in D.C. to meet and greet our subjects when they come to take the White House tours but, unfortunately we had to cancel those; because of that darn “sequester!” What a shame! We just don’t have the funds available to accommodate the tours!
Lucky break for Michelle, the girls and me though, huh! It gives us the opportunity (not to mention the money) to relax and take some time off for some much needed rest and relaxation! This POTUS thing is a tough gig man! I
just barely had time to work on my jump shot and my golf swing in the first term! Got to fix that during my
second four years!
Maybe by the end of my third term; I’ll have improved at both skills enough so that I can retire from politics and join the Pro Tour with Tiger, or maybe get drafted by the NBA! Who knows what might happen! And I owe it all to the good old American taxpayers!
I really have to go now and pick up the girls! They’ll be returning from their “Spring Break” in the Bahamas any day
now! Before I go though, Michelle, the Girls and I would like to thank all those Liberal loons, Illegals, winos,
dead folks, and especially the one who voted multiple times for returning us to the White House for another four years! I assure you, we’ll keep the food stamps, welfare checks, unemployment checks, disability checks, rent and utility subsidies, and free healthcare (ObamaCare) coming your way! God bless America!
Ain’t it sweet! "Our tax dollars at work” folks!